Oh , I wish I were an oscar meier weiner.
That is what I truly wish to be,
For If I were an oscar meier weiner..
Everyone would be in love with me!
And it is the song that never ends –
MY bologna has a first name
It’s O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a sec-ond name
it’s M-E-I-E-R
I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I’ll saaaaay!
‘Cuz Oscar Meier has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!